If I can't, you can't. Watch it on your own time. Can't you keep your hands out of your pants for 8 hours? Hey, I'm not paying you to jack off. You'll go blind if you keep doing that. You don't want to end up with one huge forearm, do you? If you play with it that much, it will ruin your enjoyment off the real thing, because it won't measure up to Rosy Palm.