But first, I think we need a president who hasn’t sold us out to Russia (a nation whose GDP stands to benefit from climate change), a president who’s first act of office is NOT to ban the the use of the phrase climate change, and restoration of both the staff and support structure of the Department of Energy and the Department of Agriculture.
The Trump administration instructed the staff to stop using the phrase “climate change.” They removed the inspection reports on businesses that abused animals—roadside circuses, puppy mills, research labs—from the department’s website.
Klippenstein came in and wanted to know all about the office on climate change, That’s what he wanted to focus on. He wanted the names of the people doing the work.
Klip—as he became known affectionately—had reassured everyone by saying, to anyone who would listen, that just as soon as this transition was over he was going straight back to his small livestock farm in Missouri. Bless his heart! Everything on the farm was still normal! (And just you never mind why Uncle Joe likes to be alone with his favorite sheep.)
🔥This, ladies and gents, is how Trump says thanks to all his rural supporters.