The Championship of Countable's Summer 2019 Bill Acronym Bracket

In honor of the final week of the summer congressional recess and politicians’ penchant for the pithy bill acronyms that have grown in popularity since the passage of the USA PATRIOT Act, we’ve put together another tournament in which you — Countable users — will choose the best bill acronym of the 116th Congress.

Countable’s selection committee has chosen 16 of the most creatively, and in some cases spitefully, titled pieces of legislation this Congress has introduced, and we’ve reduced the field down to the top two. May the best bill acronym win!

(1) Preventing Unkind and Painful Procedures and Experiments on Respected Species (PUPPERS) Act vs. (2) Welfare Of Our Friends! (WOOF!) Act

RELATED READING

• The Semi-Finals of Countable’s Summer 2019 Bill Acronym Bracket (Previous Round)
• Countable’s Summer 2019 Bill Acronym Bracket - Quarterfinals
• Countable’s Summer 2019 Bill Acronym Bracket - Round One
• The Championship of Countable’s Spring 2019 Bill Acronym Bracket

— Eric Revell

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